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Mystery Weekend 2023 Solution
Mystery Weekend 2023 Solution
Well Detective Ranger Catchem got quite a surprise Sunday afternoon when he assembled all the suspects in the death of Werner von Tannar.ย As he brought them into a lineup to reveal the murderer that annoying salesman from ACME Gadgets came on stage with a new โACME Criminal Detection Deviceโ which he guaranteed would reveal the murderer beyond a doubt by detection either the victimโs DNA on the suspects person but could also find the stolen thumb drive with the landing commands on it.
As he walked down the line the machine alerted on Professor Ariani Falcon but she was dismissed when the DNA was revealed to be on her lips and clothing. That was to be expected since they fell next to each other and she was seen kissing Werner just before the auction.
As the ACME device moved down the line it did not alert until the operator came to Ali Bauhba and Rocky Roads. The device immediately alerted on Ali Bauhba. She had Wernerโs DNA on her. She was searched and she had the stolen thumb drive.
As the Langley Police Chief came to arrest Ali and take her away Rocky Roads grabbed Aliโs arm and said that she was innocent in Wernerโs death. Rocky said Ali had indeed pushed Ariani to the ground and scratched Wernerโs face in anger but Rocky confessed it was him who rubbed the Wonky Weed juice Wernerโs neck and face, also pushing in into his mouth. Rocky contended that he did not mean to kill Werner. He did not know Werner would have an anaphylactic reaction to the weed.\
The Langley Police decided to arrest both Ali and Rocky, call their parents, and sort the whole thing out at the Police Station.
It was not politics, nor meat lovers, nor vegans which caused Wernerโs death. It was young love!
Information and clues which would have helped you come to this conclusion are:
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It was not politics, nor meat lovers, nor vegans which caused Werner von Tannerโs death.
It was young love!
Werner was attacked by Ali Bauhba and murdered by Rocky Roads with the use of Whidbey Wonky Weed juice.ย We hope you had fun during the 38th…
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Mystery Weekend 2023
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Breaking News from the Mysterious Langley Gazette
The Langley Gazette will be presenting teasers for the next four months for the 2023 Mystery Weekend
to be held February 25-26, 2023. Here are the first three:
Rocketeers Rejoice
The South Whidbey High School Rocketeer Club Mentor Tara Tesla is
proud to announce that they have been chosen to work with Texas Animal
and Rocketry University Orbital Guidance Center here in Langley once
again.
โThis is very exciting for our Club,โ Tera told the Gazette, โWith one
of our top graduates now at Texas A&R our members are anxious to help
on the orbit corrections again.โ The next launch is scheduled for 24
February 2023 and will again involve the delivery of live animals to a
location overseas. The animals to be launched will be a dozen miniature
Longhorn Cattle-Sheep hybrids genetically modified to survive in very cold
climates.
โWe are proud to be a part of the Cosmocattle Program,โ Tera
beamed.
Famous Professor Has Langley Roots
Professor Sally Mustang, Langley High School Class of 2001, heads
the Bio-Miniaturization Department at Texas Animal and Rocketry
University. She is also co-chair of the Universityโs cutting edge โOrbital
Animal Delivery Projectโ in cooperation with the Texas A&R Rocketry
Department. According to the OAD Project Director, Doctor Arian Falcon,
โThere would be no OAD Project without Professor Mustang. She is quite
quiet and unassuming at staff meetings but a brilliant dynamo in her
laboratory. Our delivery by rocket of her miniaturized hybrid Longhorn
cattle, or Cosmocattle, last year gave humanitarian meaning to our
Project.โ
Werner von Tanner, Langley High School Class of 2021, oversees the
Rocketry Departmentโs work for the OAD Project because of the
revolutionary delivery system he developed whilst in the Rocketeer Club at
LHS and this has motivated Doctor Falcon to visit Langley in February,
2023. Doctor Falcon told the Gazette, โI am quite anxious to visit Langley
and see the City that gave me both Professor Mustang and my eager
young protรฉgรฉ Werner von Tanner.โ
Local Hostels Hostile to Volatile Visitors
Langley Innkeepers are nervous about renting rooms to representatives of The United Islands of the Kithless Archipelago. Known as the โPirate scourge of the South Indian Ocean,โ the UIKA will be sending
a delegation to Langley in February to make their case that the next shipment of โCosmocattleโ …
Harvest Festival 2023
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