Mystery Weekend 2023 – Breaking News from the Mysterious Langley Gazette

Mystery Weekend 2023

(Per-order tickets at VisitLangley.com/store)

 

Breaking News from the Mysterious Langley Gazette

The Langley Gazette will be presenting teasers for the next four months for the 2023 Mystery Weekend

to be held February 25-26, 2023. Here are the first three:

 

Rocketeers Rejoice

The South Whidbey High School Rocketeer Club Mentor Tara Tesla is
proud to announce that they have been chosen to work with Texas Animal
and Rocketry University Orbital Guidance Center here in Langley once
again.
โ€œThis is very exciting for our Club,โ€ Tera told the Gazette, โ€œWith one
of our top graduates now at Texas A&R our members are anxious to help
on the orbit corrections again.โ€ The next launch is scheduled for 24
February 2023 and will again involve the delivery of live animals to a
location overseas. The animals to be launched will be a dozen miniature
Longhorn Cattle-Sheep hybrids genetically modified to survive in very cold
climates.
โ€œWe are proud to be a part of the Cosmocattle Program,โ€ Tera
beamed.

 

Famous Professor Has Langley Roots

Professor Sally Mustang, Langley High School Class of 2001, heads
the Bio-Miniaturization Department at Texas Animal and Rocketry
University. She is also co-chair of the Universityโ€™s cutting edge โ€˜Orbital
Animal Delivery Projectโ€™ in cooperation with the Texas A&R Rocketry
Department. According to the OAD Project Director, Doctor Arian Falcon,
โ€œThere would be no OAD Project without Professor Mustang. She is quite
quiet and unassuming at staff meetings but a brilliant dynamo in her
laboratory. Our delivery by rocket of her miniaturized hybrid Longhorn
cattle, or Cosmocattle, last year gave humanitarian meaning to our
Project.โ€
Werner von Tanner, Langley High School Class of 2021, oversees the
Rocketry Departmentโ€™s work for the OAD Project because of the
revolutionary delivery system he developed whilst in the Rocketeer Club at
LHS and this has motivated Doctor Falcon to visit Langley in February,
2023. Doctor Falcon told the Gazette, โ€œI am quite anxious to visit Langley
and see the City that gave me both Professor Mustang and my eager
young protรฉgรฉ Werner von Tanner.โ€

 

Local Hostels Hostile to Volatile Visitors

Langley Innkeepers are nervous about renting rooms to representatives of The United Islands of the Kithless Archipelago. Known as the โ€œPirate scourge of the South Indian Ocean,โ€ the UIKA will be sending
a delegation to Langley in February to make their case that the next shipment of โ€˜Cosmocattleโ€™ …

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