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9  Music for the Eyes

314 First St.   360-221-4525

Grace Kennedy bumped into Soya Scallion at our door Friday. Grace complimented her on the lovely wool hat Soya had just purchased saying that she has been cold ever since crossing the Tropic of Cancer. Soya didn’t take the compliment well though and almost shouted, “Well I’m surprised you don’t wear the skins of your kangaroos or your dogs for that matter! Seems like if you’re going to commit murder you should at least use coats from your victims!”

Grace calmly suggested Soya look into vitamin supplements.