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33  Village Wine Shop

221 Second St.                        360-221-6313

The Duke and Duchess came in for a wine tasting. The Duchess said they were interested in some light, refreshing whites but the Duke stepped up and said, “My Dear, reds go better with the beef we obtained.”

The Duchess frowned and mumbled, “I guess you should bring us some reds as well.”

As they tasted the various wines the Duke said, “I hate you bidding against me. What would you, a vegan, even do with those cattle?”

She answered, “Let them live!”